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The next day, out of all of those hundreds of pictures of those thousands of fans, that very photo of the three of them was on the cover of the Buffalo News, obviously. Dane texted me right afterward because he was so exhilarated at the possibility that his mug might be in the paper, but I scoffed, figuring that the photographer took hundreds of pictures of the roughly 19,000 fans that were in attendance that afternoon, most of whom were easier on the eyes than that trio (not bitter.) They enthusiastically agreed and posed by hoisting Tess into the air while she held up Dane's big Sabres flag in celebration of her first day as a fan. By the way, I'm not being bitter and I didn't get snubbed - I was out of town, okay?Īs they were walking to the arena, a newspaper photographer who must not place much importance on the attractiveness of his subjects (I'm not bitter) approached them and asked to take their picture.
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Vanek, Roy and Pominville didn't come close to the star-power on THAT dream team. On the wings of someone's bad idea, Tess ended up scoring an invite to a 2010 Sabres playoff game with Dane and Joey. Dane dated her for about three years during and after college, despite the warnings from his friends and family that she would likely end up in a cell, whether ordered by court or psychiatrist.īefore we get into the upcoming heart-wrenching and critically acclaimed tale of José, the Unpushed, I need to provide an insider look at Tess' personality here so that you understand the type of person that we were up against. The most unmistakable example of this is a person called Tess. Through some sort of divine intervention, he has ended up with Eileen, but before they met, that cosmic guidance had been lacking. Unfortunately, these are traits that can be taken advantage of by those with nefarious intents, and those individuals have often been Dane's girlfriends. At his core, Dane is a lover and a sweetheart.